Drinking Kool-Aid in the New Jonestown?

In this dispatch filed by field corespondent Robert Burris, a critical assessment is made of an emerging brand of theology, and a comparison is drawn between the theology that led to a mass suicide, and the spiritual suicide that may be underway in the emerging church.
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I saw where Tony Jones recently bragged on his weblog about changing his title to Ecclesiologist. Why not? He’s a poor theologian.

While reading “The New KierkegaardiansChristians”, I am reminded of Jim Jones. He was a church leader too. Jim Jones was a sweaty, lecherous, megalomaniac who led his flock to their deaths in a place called Jonestown. They killed themselves by drinking poisoned Kool-Aid which Pastor Jones served to them. Not only was it a case of mass suicide, but it was also a case of murder by bad theology.

Today, whenever someone talks about Kool-Aid in a political, sociological, or religious context, it is a veiled reference to what happened at Jonestown; a person or group led to a harmful conclusion because of “group-think”.  Lacking discernment, people are often drawn to a charismatic leader without giving serious consideration to the theology (in this case) that the leader teaches. Having been led astray, they “drink the Kool-Aid”. They accept the leader and his movement without really questioning him, sometimes with catastrophic results.

Is Tony Jones’ theology poisoned? I think it is.

Having arrived at Chapter 4 – “The Theology Stupid”, I wonder about the people who choose to swallow this drivel. Why don’t they see the flaw in Tony’s theology when he says; “And finally, the world, to which the gospel would be preached was not the planet Earth. The only world known to Jesus was the Roman Empire…” (pg. 98)? Either Tony Jones thinks God is very limited in His knowledge, or he doesn’t think Jesus was God.

Seeing what Mr. Jones says about postmodernism as the ingredient to liberate theology, I have to wonder if Emergers will swallow anything and everything with a “new” label slapped on it. How can they not perceive his subterfuge when he ties “foundationalism” to biblical faith and declares both wrong (pg. 19 & 103)? According to Tony, there isn’t an “indubitable foundation” in the Bible, or for knowing God (pg. 19). Tony Jones replaces the breath of life (Genesis 2:7) with existentialism when he speaks about “conceiving” of being a follower Christ (pg. 103). Tony says his Kierkegaardian theology begets a new way of life!

I‘ve highlighted many such flaws and poisonous contradictions in my copy of the book. I could go on and on, but reading this book is tiresome! Tony and I are worlds apart in what we believe.

Tony says that theology is defined as “words about God” (pg. 47). How is it that Tony’s three pillars of Emergent theology; it should be local, conversational, and temporary — are considered by anyone as being consistent with the Holy Bible? Is God not omnipresent, all-knowing, and eternal? Tony Jones doesn’t seem to think so, and his Emergent brethren seem to agree. According to Emergent theology, their words about God don’t have to agree with the Word of God.

How is it that such a man as Tony Jones can be considered fit to define what a church should be?

Watch out for the poison in the theological Kool-Aid Mr. Tony Jones is serving! Drink from the fount of Emergent theology at your own peril!

~ Robert Burris

2 Responses to “Drinking Kool-Aid in the New Jonestown?”


  1. 1 jazzact13 March 28, 2008 at 1:36 pm

    –Why don’t they see the flaw in Tony’s theology when he says; “And finally, the world, to which the gospel would be preached was not the planet Earth. The only world known to Jesus was the Roman Empire…” (pg. 98)? Either Tony Jones thinks God is very limited in His knowledge, or he doesn’t think Jesus was God.–

    This is a pretty typical argument made by preterists of the various flavors they come in. It’s a tricky situation for me, because while I don’t think that end-times theories are worth dividing over (with the possible exception of full preterists), I think their ideas are very wrong and, in this case, not based on facts.

    For example, in listening through some audio book versions of Will Durant’s books about the history or civilization, I learned a thing or two about how large the ancient world of that time really was. For example, he mentions how trade between Rome and China had begun long before Christ, and how even before Jesus was born there were Buddhist missionaries in Egypt.

    But if Jones and EC are supporting preterism (not surprising, considering the McLaren has compared ‘Left Behind’ to ‘Da Vinci Code’, “But frankly, I don’t think it has more harmful ideas in it than the Left Behind novels. And in a certain way, what the Left Behind novels do, the way they twist scripture toward a certain theological and political end, I think Brown is twisting scripture, just to other political ends.”), I wonder what that says about them and what they are trying to do.

  2. 2 jazzact13 March 29, 2008 at 8:28 am

    Had some time this morning, and the opportunity to look up some of the things I remembered of Durant’s. Here’s some excerpt of a couple of volumes in Durant’s series “The Story of Civilization”.

    Will Durant

    The Story of Civilization: Caesar and Christ

    p. 134, from a chapter titled “The Oligarchic Reaction: 77-60 B.C.”
    …but a new freedon was breaking down the old ‘patria potestas’ and the ancient family discipline. Roman women now moved about almost as freely as men. They dressed in diaphonous silks from India and China, and ransacked Asia for perfumes and jewelry.

    p. 328-329
    For two centuries Italy enjoyed an “unfavorable” balance of trade–cheerfully bought more than she sold…Meanwhile the wholesalers had agents buying goods for Italy in all parts of the Empire, and foreigh merchants had Greek or Syrian drummers touting and placing their goods in Italy. By this double process the delicacies of half the planet came to please the palate, clothe the flesh, and adorn the home of the Roman optimate…

    In addition to all this there was a substantial import trade from outside the Empire. From Parthia and Persia came gems, rare essences, morocco leather, rugs, wild beasts, and eunuchs. From China–through Parthia, or India, or the Caucasus–came silk, raw or manufactured; the Romans thought it a vegetable product combed from trees and valued it at its weight in gold…Sixteen Roman coins, dating from Tiberius to Aurelius, have been found in Shansi.

    p. 537
    The most extreme of the Jewish sects was that of the Essenes. They derived their piety from the Chasidim, their name probably from the Chaldair aschai (bather), their doctrine and practice from the stream of ascetic theory and regimen circulating through the wrold of the last centure before Christ; possibly they were influenced by Brahmanic, Buddhist, Parsee, Pythagorean, and Cynic ideas that came to the crossroads of trade at Jerusalem.

    The Story of Civilization: The Life of Greece
    p. 575
    Commerce was the life of Hellenistic economy. It made the great fortunes, built the great cities, and employed a growing proportion of the expanding population…The routtes from China passed through Turkestan, Bactira, and Persia, or over the Aral, Caspian, and Black Seas. The routes form India passed through Afghanistan and Persia to Seleucia, or through Arabia and Petra to Jerusalem and Damascus, or across the Indian Ocean to Adana (Aden), then through the Red Sea to Arsinoe (Suez), and then to Alexandria.

    Notice how not only is Rome mentioned, but also Jerusalem as being of some importance on the trade routes. Perhaps, to borrow an EC word, a “rethinking” may be in order even for me, in that maybe Jerusalem wasn’t quite so backwater as I had thought it was. Certainly it seems to have been more open to knowledge and influences then may have Jones, and preterists in general, is giving them credit for.

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